Since everyone is STILL getting exclusive interviews with Michael Jackson’s f-ed up family, I thought I would get an exclusive of my own. Today I had the opportunity to sit down with the newest member of the B-MOC family, Lyla Labusky, and get an exclusive one on one interview.
I am glad that she was able to take a break from sleeping and licking her butt all day long to answer a few questions. Let’s see what she had to say!
Hello Lyla, thanks for taking some time out of your day to sit down with me.
Hey B-MOC, no problem, anything for the person who lets me in and out of the house, and fills my food dish at night.
So…how do you like living with the B-MOC family so far?
It’s great! They are very loving and caring, and they all have tons of shit for me to get into 24/7. It’s like I can’t find enough socks to chew on every single day!
So where did the last name Labusky come from?
Well, I think it was some celebrity no one gives a shit about with a rat dog that started combining the names of the types of breeds their dog’s are. I am part Lab and part Husky. Lab + Husky = Labusky! It’s simple math.
That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard of….next question. So, I noticed that you love messing with the two family cats, AJ and Mittens, is that correct?
Oh yeah, it is by far the best part of my day. I get right in their face and just sit there. They get all pissy and start hissing and trying to whack me with their paws….it’s really quite hilarious.
I agree, it is also the highlight of my day. Do you remember that one time when Mittens got beaten up by a stray cat and she couldn’t walk right and you kept f-ing with her??? Oh boy, that was great!
Yes B-MOC, I do remember that, I lived it.
I see, then my last question would have to be, why do you insist on getting into the litter box and dragging cat shit all over the house? Did you know I stepped in a pile of it outside of my Barenstein Bear’s room the other night, and I was barefoot and it smeared every where, including the bottom of my foot?
I did not know that, that is hilarious, I got you good you unemployed punk! Go get a job!!!
Ok Lyla, it’s time to go in your cage…
Well there it is, the exclusive interview the world was waiting for. It’s time to go out and make the rounds, I had a long day of moving 750,000 twigs out of my great uncle’s yard. I say “great” uncle because he is my dad’s uncle. Don’t get me wrong, he is a great guy, but it’s not like he invented Manwich or anything. Alright, I will see you all in the near future. One love!