“Playoff softball…..smells sexy……”

A quick little softball update.  Tonight we start the playoffs in our Parma league.  We finished the regular season with the best overall record, which actually won us a banquet at the end of the season.  I hope the banquet has an open bar….

"Open bar dude!!!  FARVA'S NUMBER ONE!!!

"Open bar dude!!! FARVA'S NUMBER ONE!!!

but anyway, hopefully we can win the whole thing and retain our title as the greatest softball team of all time.  In other softball news, last night we played a bunch of real douchers in our Lakewood league who apparently hadn’t lost a game since 2007.  I would believe that if they were playing in the “Sunday Night Nutless Monkey” league, but they weren’t, and they sucked.  The highlight of the shalacking that we put on those a-holes was when one of their crazy, old lady fans yelled “CHERISH IT, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN” as our team walked off of the field.  The only thing better than meathead softball players are meathead softball fans, and this lady was one of the best I have ever seen.

"CHERISH IT!  IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN," said the crazy lady...

"CHERISH IT! IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN," said the crazy lady...

First off, shut up, and second off, shut up.  Stop trying to pretend you understand the game and how the “short fielder” is supposed to field the “ground roller” and throw it to the “first man” standing on the “pizza box”.  Needless to say, it was a sweet victory……or as k. hrubey put it, it “smelled sexy”.

One Love!

SELAH

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