It’s always sunny in Philadelphia….

Peace Cliff Lee…..I hope you like cheese steaks. One Love Benny Franchise….I hear Philly has some of the best head-wrinkle specialist in the world.  That’s right, the Indians shipped off Cliff Lee and Ben Francisco today…

"Peace, I'm out..."

"Peace, I'm out..."

It’s not all bad though.  The Indians received 9 maple bats, a “Philly Fanatic” bobblehead, a tape recording of Charlie Manuel laughing hysterically, a dried out pile of dog shit, and a picture of what real major league baseball teams try to win….

"What's your ring size Cliff?  Do you think it will change at all by next year?  Because we will just go ahead and order 2010's rings as well."

"What's your ring size Cliff? Do you think it will change at all by next year? Because we will just go ahead and order 2010's rings as well."

I’m just kidding, the prospects the Indians received will not make any impact whatsoever in the foreseeable future, so I guess it was a win-win situation >sarcasm<!!!

Whatever man…..if the ownership and front office of this team cared a fraction as much as every Tribe fan in this town does, we wouldn’t be the whipping boy/laughing stock of major league baseball right now.

The rumor is that someone has put a hit out on Larry Dolan and Mark Shapiro (it’s meeee!!!).  I’m going to make them crap their pants and not know why….

“WELL THAT DIDN’T WORK!!!!”

One Love Cliff Lee and Benny Franchise.  Have fun being a part of a dynasty!!!  We will miss you!!!

SELAH

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  1. Dan

    Before this trade even happened I questioned Larry Dolan and Mark Shapiro’s ability to run this team, but they definitely sealed the deal today. If Matt LaPorta and these dudes from Philly aren’t Major League All-Stars in the next five years, Mark Shapiro and Larry Dolan should never work in professional sports ever again.

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