Peace Cliff Lee…..I hope you like cheese steaks. One Love Benny Franchise….I hear Philly has some of the best head-wrinkle specialist in the world. That’s right, the Indians shipped off Cliff Lee and Ben Francisco today…
It’s not all bad though. The Indians received 9 maple bats, a “Philly Fanatic” bobblehead, a tape recording of Charlie Manuel laughing hysterically, a dried out pile of dog shit, and a picture of what real major league baseball teams try to win….
I’m just kidding, the prospects the Indians received will not make any impact whatsoever in the foreseeable future, so I guess it was a win-win situation >sarcasm<!!!
Whatever man…..if the ownership and front office of this team cared a fraction as much as every Tribe fan in this town does, we wouldn’t be the whipping boy/laughing stock of major league baseball right now.
The rumor is that someone has put a hit out on Larry Dolan and Mark Shapiro (it’s meeee!!!). I’m going to make them crap their pants and not know why….
“WELL THAT DIDN’T WORK!!!!”
One Love Cliff Lee and Benny Franchise. Have fun being a part of a dynasty!!! We will miss you!!!