It’s official, Victor Martinez is now a member of the Boston Red Sox, and everyone in the self proclaimed “Red Sox Nation” just got a little douchier.
I, along with many other former fans of the Tribe am pretty upset about everything that has happened in the past week as far as the dismantling of the team has gone. However, I soon was laughing histerically when I realized that tomorrow’s game against the Tiger’s is Victor Martinez bobblehead night! Holy shit!!!! I wonder what they are gonna do about that one?!?!?! My guess is that children in some lucky third world country are about to become big Victor Martinez bobblehead fans!
Other big trade news today included…
~Me, trading my Indians memorabilia to the garbage can for absolutely nothing.
~The Indians trading Matt Underwood for a monkey and pair of womans underwear. Rick Manning became the happiest man in Cleveland today.
~The Big Ginger trading his soul for red hair (this happened 25 years ago).
~The Dolan family trading any good standing they had left in this town for nothing.
That’s it for today, make sure you watch the minor league game against the Tigers tonight to check out the “paper bag protesters” as I am now calling ourselves. Peace Victor, One Love!