About the “employee of the month”

The first blog post was on July 7th, 2009.  On that day, I was 24 years old, and had been unemployed for just over 5 months.  You see, in February of that year, I was unexpectedly laid off from my job and forced to move back home with my parents.  I started the blog to help pass the time and to give every one a little incite into the life of a young unemployed A-hole with a wandering mind, a large/vulgar vocabulary, and an obsession with Google Images.  It eventually turned into something that not only many people looked forward to reading, but also something that I looked forward to writing every day.

One of the main focal points of the blog, besides coming up with daily haikus, was following my search for a new job.  I was unemployed for 13 months, but then in March of 2010 I finally found a new career and am making my way back into “the real world”.  Although I do not blog as frequently as when I was jobless, I still try to make a few posts a week in which I can vent and share my thoughts and feelings on the world.  I’m laid back and I like to write about stupid stuff and although I would like to say “I hope you enjoy my site”, in all honesty I don’t really give a shit.  Read it…..or don’t, I don’t care.  But if you do read it, have some fun with it and feel free to leave a comment! 

One Love!


The Employee of the Month


2 responses to “About the “employee of the month”

  1. Steve

    Wassup? This is some funny shit that I stumbled across. I was checking out a pix in images and your blog was behind it and I just spent the last hour reading through a lot of your posts. Good way to pass the time at work, right?
    Well, wanted to share that I was amused by your rantings and stoked you got a job. I went unmployed for 9-10 months in the 2008/09 years and it was tough.

    Here’s a haiku for you…

    Lost job, then I blog
    Was Employee of the month
    Now, go fist yourself.

    Now if I was forty feet tall, would I have a ten foot zipper?

    Peace out,

    • What up Steve?! Im glad to hear you enjoy the blog…it’s always good to hear from another formerly unemployed brethren who enjoys ranting about the same bull spit I do. Also, mad props for the haiku! I love it! Now for this ten foot zipper bit……that’s a great question. I don’t know if your zipper would be 10 feet but your man bits would be gigantic and the only women you would be able to make sex with would be Khloe Kardashian, so have fun with that gunt!

      Thanks again for your support! Peace out dude!

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